The Errs of Beauty

Nothing puts life in perspective like burning your eyelid with a straightener. Seriously, what’s more important than eyes? We all primp in front of the mirror each day, attempting to achieve society’s ideal of beauty. We put make-up on (and this goes for both men and women. This is an equal opportunity blog.), goop up…

The Pixie Reign of Terror

Prepare yourself for a tale filled with happiness, sadness, fear and a hair cut that came with a vengeance. Let me begin this story by saying its not always the best idea to get a hair cut while you’re going through an existential crisis. In case you didn’t know, new and drastic hair cuts solve…

Is This All There Is?

I watched a video of a girl’s twitter feed during the last months of her life. After starting her twitter account and tweeting for a while, we find out that she is diagnosed with brain cancer. When she tells the world she has three months to live, she quits her job and then travels until…

Nothing is Nothing, but also Something

Do you ever sit at your computer screen and wonder how in the hell do you write something genuine?  This is lit-trally (gold stars if you get this reference) my third attempt at writing a post. THIRD TIME PEOPLE. THREE. TRES. *INSERT NUMBER THREE IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE HERE* I have deleted two full posts and…

Ink Blotting 101

Oh, hello there. Nice to see you. Tea and crumpets? You don’t know what a crumpet is? Hmmmm. Me either. Let’s just eat cookies. *grabs cookies* Welcome to Tales of an Ink Blotter. I’m your head Ink Blotter Sophia. You may be wondering to yourself, why I am eating cookies and what is an ink…