Man of the Cemetery: Bob is an Asshole

Tuesday April 8, 2014 Bob got stuck in another hole out in the grounds this morning. As if the first hole debacle wasn’t enough, this time it took three of us to hoist his sizable ass out of there. All I wanted was a quiet morning with my friend coffee, his friend donut, and some…

Are You Suffering from Desk Peon Syndrome?

Do you suffer from chronic neck cricks? Do you have carpel tunnel? Do you think you’re suffering from a Vitamin D deficiency? Does your back hurt from sitting in an uncomfortable chair for 8 to 9 hours a day? Have you developed wanderlust due to excessive use of the Travel category on Pinterest? Did you…

The Errs of Beauty

Nothing puts life in perspective like burning your eyelid with a straightener. Seriously, what’s more important than eyes? We all primp in front of the mirror each day, attempting to achieve society’s ideal of beauty. We put make-up on (and this goes for both men and women. This is an equal opportunity blog.), goop up…

Man of the Cemetery: Slash the Budget

Wednesday April 2, 2014 Well it looks like it’s that time of year again. It’s time for the powers at be to tell me to cut my minuscule budget even more. It looks like this year I’ll need to buy a bike to get around so I won’t spend any money on gas. Oh wait, were…